andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

theclearlydope:

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okleave:

reblog and make a wish

this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so

i have to

why not

i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

here goes nothing

well lets see 

love this

i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post 

and now he’s my bf

..WISHING AGAIN. YAY

you :(

Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.

I’M SCREAMING I FORGET WHAT I WISHED FOR WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THIS AWHILE AGO BUT I THINK I WISHED FOR 1/5 AND I GOT THAT??? HOLY R234RWEDFSCSDGDFSF

whATS LIFE OMG THE NOTES

i made a wish the other day and it came true no joke

wishing again <3

i’ll give it a try 

Why not? What the hell.

I don’t know why, but I just keep starting at this and laughing

theclearlydope:

GET A ROOM! 

bunnyfood:

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Oh god… I don’t know why I just started to laugh so hard.

theclearlydope:

Miss Kitty’s Bat Cave might be nicer than my apartment.

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letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

you’re my new favorite person 

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. GASP

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous